doctor: are you sexually active?
me: ha
me: hahahaha
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
me: hahaha
me: haaa....
me: whooooooo, that was a good one.
me: no, no i am not.
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning